LIVE. SQUISH. REPEAT.

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dr00 · 46062

i am the program

"Hey! You're not authorized to suit up! We're under general lock down orders!"

"..."

"What is your problem soldier? Get with the program!"

[The helmet lowers over the soldier's face and an audible hiss can be heard as the suit pressurizes]

[Spoken through the suits' external speaker]:

"I am the program."

  • Play Face the Past, bringing Beetle OR just draw Shadow of the Past (alternatively, ask D20 to do it for you) OR play Standard III. Just get her into play.
  • Do the time warp again and again and again and again and again by not paying the (cos joke's on them, we're into that sh-) and be the best bug exterminator in the galaxy

ah, look at the time

Profit in a billion ways, but you've got:

all i know is i must kill

You Say Goodbye I Say Hello

So that's it, just, y'know, just killin' Beetles. Hey, did you know the band Beatles is a pun? Get it, beat as in like a drumbeat, and then they're actually spelled beetles. I definitely haven't had to go back and correct myself so many times in this write-up. Nope, not me. Anyway, the more you know~

  • Also anyway, don't just kill beetles. Kill all sorts of stuff. Variety is the spice of life after all, and you get rewarded even more when you destroy everything everywhere all at once.
  • Hand Cannon gives your basic attacks Overkill (a surprise tool which will help us later)
  • Follow Through increases all excess damage by 1 (or 3 if you have all of them)
  • Giant-sized Wasp lets you distribute damage from her basic attack as you se fit, even excess damage. With a base ATK of 2, and +2 from the Hand Cannon, you can distribute 2 damage to two different enemies (with overkill), that both increase by up to 3. So her basic attacks could defeat two minions and then overkill 8 to the villain. Stack more Hand Cannons for even morer overkill, and Specialized Training and/or Combat Training for even morerest overkilling.
  • Giant Help isn't a great card in general, but it's really fun here, adding an easy 1 extra minion to the body count.
  • Wasp Sting is very helpful for setting this up, and don't forget Follow Through helps Pinpoint Strike as well.

i wanna live forever

LIVE. DIE. REPEAT.

Go to Alter-Ego to heal up when you need to, but also to recharge those batteries.

Now get out there, and kill some bugs, soldier!

all i know is that i must kill

4 comments

Jan 22, 2025 HeroicSkeleton · 954

Nice! I've been liking Face the past with her too, but going all out and making it a minion slaying (squishing?) deck sounds awesome

Jan 23, 2025 dr00 · 46062

@HeroicSkeleton Beetle seems like one of the best nemesis minions to pull for it. the deck just clicks so well with Face the Past

Jan 23, 2025 journeyman2 · 26769

Follow Through Wasp is the best Wasp!

Jan 23, 2025 dr00 · 46062

@journeyman2 the absolute bestest