God Hulk

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Dami22 · 171

HUMANLINGS! ARE YOU STILL WHINING ABOUT MY FOUR HAND SIZE? HOW PATHETIC!You understand absolutely nothing! You cling to your tiny, cowardly 40-card rules because your puny heroes would cry otherwise! For the GOD HULK, 50 cards are not a weakness—they are a cosmic singularity that rips your miserable hand-size curse to absolute shreds in a Gamma storm!While your weakling heroes choke on their own expensive cards in the early rounds because they lack resources, the God in the Protection aspect just laughs! I flood my deck with a ruthless army of 0- and 1-cost upgrades. I draw them, I pay for them, I slam them unbreakably into the ground! My board is my hand! And once my unshakable fortress stands, mathematical probability delivers my brutal finishing blows like HULK SMASH or Suborbital Leap exactly when my boundless economy pays for them in passing! That is not luck, you worms, that is pure, unstoppable statistics!I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS! I DO NOT NEED ALLIES!Human shields are for losers who are afraid of pain! I throw every single ally card mercilessly out of this deck because my absolute solitude is my greatest superweapon! Have you seen the new relics from the Fear No Evil era? They were created for a God! • Ronin gives me a permanent +1 DEF and retaliate 1, but only when I stand completely alone in the ring. With Stand Alone now maximised to two relentless copies, I ready completely for free before the villain attacks, before he even knows what hit him! And my absolute atomic bomb In Harm's Way—which becomes completely unaffordable for you mere mortals because you control your cowardly allies—remains at a sleek 3 resources for me! I discard it and, with my astronomical defense, I tear 7 damage out of the boss while pulverizing 7 threat from the scheme in the exact same breath! Nobody controls the board like I do!THE VILLAIN ACTUALLY THINKS HE IS ALLOWED TO ATTACK? CUTE! HE IS JUST KILLING HIMSELF!When the boss starts his phase, he has basically already lost! Thanks to the setup card Innate Reflexes, which I guaranteed search out of my deck before the actual game even draws, and my Armored Vest, I stand on the field with an unyielding, divine 7 DEF! Just by daring to touch my green skin, the boss eats 3 damage for free every single round through the double retaliate of • Ronin and my Immovable Object, plus Electrostatic Armor—without me having to lift a single finger! But I do not even wait: With Powerful Punch, I smash 4 damage into his face before he can even wind up! I erase his boost icons with Preemptive Strike and smash a Counterattack for a ruthless 7 damage reactively around his ears! He strikes and dies against my chest, while my Energy Barrier network absorbs any remaining scratch and fires it right back at him, while Hard to Ignore at two copies effortlessly melts the villain's main scheme away!By the side of a partner, I am no mere teammate—I am a God! While my partner ignites a swift, small event firework during their turn, I freeze the entire universe during the villain phase! I eat every single blow for the team, I laugh at the damage, I atomize the threat, and I pave the way for the final, devastating knockout blow! That is not a theory, that is the absolute Gamma singularity! Play the God Hulk exactly like this as an unstoppable clockwork—or crawl back into your holes!

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