Nobody Dies in Westview

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andyr · 18435 

Player Type: Johnny
Main Player Counts: 3, 4
Can Do: 2
Key Cards: Magic Shield, Subdue, "I Can Do This All Day"

Welcome to the Hex

Please Enjoy Your Stay

Wanda built a whole town just so the people she loves would never get hurt, and honestly, that is the most Protection thing I have ever heard. So that is the deck. The table is Westview. Everybody's a guest star now, and your one job as the lady running the place is to make sure nothing unpleasant ever makes it to air. The villain can scheme all it wants out there. In here, it's a nice day, the neighbors are safe, and you are very quietly editing reality so it stays that way.

We'll Fix It in Post

Chaos Control is the best prevention and it costs you nothing. When boost icons would be counted, you get to discard the top card of the encounter deck and count that card's boost instead, once per phase. Think of it as standing in the editing booth: the villain rolls up with a big spicy attack, you yell cut, and you reshoot the take with a more agreeable number. You won't always get to zero, but shaving a 2 or 3 boost off of something every single phase quietly saves the table a frankly rude amount of health over a game. Then stack Scarlet Witch's Crest on top (it nudges a boost icon up or down) and you can really make sure the scary activation comes out exactly the way you wrote it.

Nobody Gets Hurt in My Town

Here's where you earn the rent. Magic Shield is the star of the show. Play it out early, let it sit, and pop it to soak damage on yourself or any neighbor the moment things get tense. Three copies means you can keep a couple ready and babysit the whole block across several turns. Subdue and Deflection are your other heavy hitters, because they are basically the only Protection events that keep another player from taking damage without you having to defend. Subdue is the real MVP since you can fire it while exhausted, so you can defend and still stroll into the encounter phase ready to throw yourself in front of somebody. Jump Flip, What Doesn't Kill Me, and "I Can Do This All Day" round out the cheap, flexible defense, and Shield Spell is there for when you simply need an attack to politely not happen.

What's Under the Sitcom

Of course it's all held together by chaos magic, and that's the fun part. Hex Bolt and Molecular Decay play beautifully with your ability since you are already camped out on top of the encounter deck anyway. Deft Focus makes the magic cheaper, which is the trick that lets you fit a spell after all the defense cards into the next round without missing a beat. Chaos Magic drops a big card for free, just keep half an eye on that encounter discard pile, because the acceleration has a way of creeping in like a commercial break you didn't ask for. Warp Reality is your "we are not doing this episode" button for a nasty treachery. And The Sorcerer Supreme keeps your hand stocked while you sit in hero form happily eating hits for the team.

Meet the Neighbors

And then there's Agatha. Of course it's Agatha. She's your tutor, so flip to Wanda, let the nosy neighbor go dig up whichever spell or Magic Shield you need, and lean on Superpowered Siblings to churn your hand (you draw an extra with Pietro around). Quicksilver, Clea, Victor Mancha, and Northstar are the rest of the cast, ready to chump, thwart, and chip in damage so the show keeps moving while you play goalie. Nerves of Steel and Quincarrier keep the resources flowing so you never have to choose between saving yourself and saving the table. And Establish Perimeter is exactly what it sounds like: you drawing the edge of the Hex and getting paid for doing the one thing this deck was already going to do all game.

Your teammates won't always clock the attacks that quietly never landed. That's okay. The best episodes are the ones where everybody gets home fine and only you know how close it got. Have fun bending some reality.

COH 2026

This is one of my decks from COH 2026. Here are some of my others.

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