Hello sir. My name is Mr Pool, professional negotiator.

**Nathan? This is dad. We've got a critical negotiation coming up the United Nations and they've requested representatives of X-Force given your recent surge in public profile. Now Nathan I can't stress this enough, do not send the weird ones. Repeat do no...

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Nathan? Nathaaaaaan! **

The idea here is simple. Two level-headed, professional negotiators are on the team in Rogue and Deadpool to make sure everything goes smoothly and without a hitch. Nobody is going to get killed, nobody is going to be insulted. Nobody is going to be punched through a concrete wall and absolutely nobody is going to be blended into a fine red mist.

Mr Pool is, quite helpfully, immortal and super good at talking to people. He can negotiate for a really, really long time once he starts.

Should anything go wrong we have a number of ways to find our negotiators and get them into play, with a good deal of general threat management in the mix as we build to a peaceful conclusion where everyone leaves happy.

Since they're so great at negotiating they're also bringing a few secret plans to give Cyclops his glasses and do a big laser attack. It's going to be SO COOL