Come for the turtle, best not miss

So you want to attack me, the little ol' turtle guy all wrapped up in a ball in my Armored Shape?

How about 1 Retaliate damage from my turtle shell... and 1 from Dauntless... and 3 from my Armored Defense... oh and look Jocasta saved this 4 damage Powerful Punch for me. Now that that's done, let's add 2 damage from Flow Like Water, plus 1 damage from Electrostatic Armor, and 2 damage from my GIANT SPACE SWORD Excelsior.

After the 14 damage, I'll heal for two since I played an event with Armored Shape and draw 2 more cards with Change of Fortune because I killed you.

Come for the turtle, bro, you best not miss.