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Kingbarbarossa · 185
As you kick back in front of the tv with a cold one, you hear explosions and sirens wailing outside. SIGH Probably Sandman again. Or maybe those aliens from last week, the Badongs? Surprised the news didn't censor that, but I guess if that's what they're called ... whatever.
As you ponder the absurdity of reality, a new commercial comes on featuring a well dressed woman whose calm demeanor is in rather short supply lately:
"Hello, I'm Dr. Sinclair, and I'm excited to invite you to become part of the SWAMCS family. Are you a super power individual currently working full or part time to help supplement the staggering lack of gov't response to super villainy? Or are you a muggle with a bow? Then we'd love for you to join the family! Here at SWAMCS, we take pride in our role, supplementing the staggering lack of universal healthcare we're all suffering through. We know our lives continue to move forward because of the heroes out there making sacrifices for us all, while the gov't is currently filled to the brim with the obviously corrupt, the dangerously stupid and bigots. We can't fix the gov't, but we can help our heroes stay in the fight. If you're fighting against tyranny today, let us help you! Please contact us at brokenhealthsystempatch@worthingtonindustries.com for more information. We're wishing the best for everyone out there."
Sinclair then turns to someone offscreen.
"Is that a wrap? I thought that went pretty well! I did my best to keep the political stuff toned down, to the extent that's even possible when we're in the state we're in. Can't believe things have gotten bad enough that this makes more sense for me than private practice .... wait, what do you mean live? Why in the world would we do a live commercial for a non-profit health system? Cheaper? Damnit Worthington. Well, I guess it's better than cutting costs on the care. Wait, we're STILL rolling?!?!?! WHY?!?!?! STOP! Cut the fee"
Huh. Well, glad that's out there I guess. Seems like they could have prepped her better for that. Wonder if I go down to academy and buy a bow, will that qualify me for free healthcare? What the hell was that way too long email?
SWAMCS - Sinclair-Worthington Allied Medical Care System
This is primarily an Angel protection aerial deck with 5 other cards added for SWAMCS. Build Support to fetch Dr. Sinclair, and then 3 Enhanced Awareness which are going to be your medical cards for your other players. Any player can use the ability on Sinclair from AE, but not everyone will have a mental when needed, thus the medical cards. You can slap those 5 cards onto any hero and get the general idea. I chose Angel because he's very flexible and rich, so whenever i have the spare resources i can hand out a medical card. Feel free to adjust how many medical cards you're taking based on player count. Enjoy!